the life and times of a failed jedi...

- Monday, September 01, 2008 -

what is a blog?

Do you want to know?

Do you want to know:
factually?
philosophically?
abstractly?

The choice is yours.

Some things that have no business sharing a bed:
- socks that you're wearing and puddles of water
- fly tippers and decent society
- political parties and christianity
- grape and the grain
- large crowds of people and places that I want to visit

Elsewhere, we are going to be watching Cool Runnings tonite. And eating lasagne. Oh yes.

The summer is over. Which probably means that we're in for some hot weather.

And this month is Baby Month. Interesting times.

Here are some song titles that I will be trying to work into actual songs.
They Thought Me To Be A Model Citizen
Take One For The Team
Hangnail to Whitlow
You Don't Have The Right

Whether or not this will happen, whether the content will reflect the names and whether the names stay the same is all a matter of chance you see..

overandout

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- Monday, December 10, 2007 -

still tiny minded thoughts I think

It's weird that no matter what else is going on in your life you will still find stupid thoughts encroaching upon you.

Like:

"sometimes in the morning, getting dressed stalls at socks. Like, I'll be all dressed apart from socks, but that will be too much and I'll have to go and do something else like make a cup of tea. Then I'll look at the socks and think, I'll just brush my teeth. And so on. It's weird that."

or

"When you have an electric toothbrush with a timer, it makes you better with a normal toothbrush if you have to use one for some reason like you're on holiday or you've forgotten to charge the electric toothbrush again. Because before you just used to brush all over your mouth like it's r-r-random but now you do a big stretch of time - maybe even 30 seconds but probably not exactly because that would be well impressive - on each quadrant of your mouth. So that's good because it means even when you're not getting the goodness delivered by the rapidly oscillating head you're getting benefits."

Not that there's anything particularly big going on in my life right now.

It's just I had these thoughts and I, you know, thought that you might be interested.

I can see now I was wrong.

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