the life and times of a failed jedi...

- Friday, June 27, 2008 -

They really shouldn't


Because of being asked to design something for work, most rooms in the school now contain a poster which includes the above image of me. I love my job some days.

I kind of forgot that this all was here. Life gets in the way somewhat. I got a new cameraphone that has an extra two of megapixelings which I thought would mean I'd post a photo, but somehow an opportunity didn't present itself. Ah well. There's always tomorrow.

overandout.

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- Thursday, April 17, 2008 -

erm

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There appears to be no grey keys on this piano. Excuse me. Excuse me miss! Miss!

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- Monday, April 14, 2008 -

Vortex

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Welcome to the machine

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- Wednesday, April 09, 2008 -

Well London

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I love the smell of Europe in the morning.

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- Sunday, April 06, 2008 -

White

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Whiteness. Whitery. White-a-go-go.

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- Friday, April 04, 2008 -

Hey there mr blue skies

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Wotcha doin'?

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- Wednesday, April 02, 2008 -

Sailing the waters blue..

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In a sky ship.

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- Monday, March 31, 2008 -

Mister mystery

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The golden two penny piece. That's magic!

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- Sunday, March 30, 2008 -

Sprung

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The weather is becoming clement now. And dusk is waiting in the wings. And the birds sing and the casserole she cooks in the oven. Another Sunday.

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- Saturday, March 29, 2008 -

I am a leopard.

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Just off to the leopard colony.

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- Friday, March 28, 2008 -

Sunny disposition

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Always look on the brightside

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- Monday, March 10, 2008 -

Starting place

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Roots

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- Wednesday, February 13, 2008 -

Golden child

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- Tuesday, February 12, 2008 -

Abstract

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Extract?

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- Friday, February 08, 2008 -

More lightses

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- Monday, February 04, 2008 -

Canopy

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The spaces underneath

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- Thursday, January 31, 2008 -

All hail

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I am to be feared and revered peasants! You too, pheasants!

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Behold

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The throne of repro'n ka man the first. All shall hail me and I shall pass judgement on all I survey. Hmm. I'm a need some kinda crown as well I think.

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- Tuesday, January 29, 2008 -

Pool fun

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Went out for a couple of beeres with the Hat yesterday. Always good. He managed to lever himself into this position with a free shot. His last ball is the yellow one you see here. It looks more like a trick shot. It's a funny old universe we live in.

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- Thursday, January 24, 2008 -

Well baffled

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I baffled the studio. Everyone else had more technical jobs. I just had to find sheets, boards and assorted carp to put around. Go me.

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- Wednesday, January 23, 2008 -

they are tired

Don't have a huge ol' amount to say.

Just wanted to pay respecks to Heath. I watched A Knight's Tale today in honour. I know that's not his best film and blah blah blah blah but I like it and it's the only one I have. Very much looking forward to The Dark Knight in the summer. I seen the trailer and he looks amazing.

I'm not often affected by 'celebrity' deaths, but for some reason this one got to me. I can't say why.

Hark at me.

Better go before I get any more maudlin.

Overandout

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- Tuesday, January 22, 2008 -

I know what you're thinking

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But I int stalking him.

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- Saturday, January 19, 2008 -

A mysterious door

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Now if we were in a text based adventure like what they had in "the good ol' days" this door would undoubtedly lead to wonderful and exciting times. But since this is real life it's almost certainly ornamental. Ho hum.

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- Saturday, January 12, 2008 -

Pretty lightses

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Thought you needed to know I was still alive. Well. Need is such a strong word. Probably the mothervic and teh dadhead NEED to know. And I spoke to them on heavenly urine just last nite. No, with the rest of you I guess it's more of a pedestrian interest. Nevertheless. Bits and Bobs are here so I will depart forthwith.

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- Saturday, January 05, 2008 -

One cool customer

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Who says you can't look smooth whilst cutting onions?

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- Tuesday, January 01, 2008 -

Word up 2008

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nK so here's me, Face and the post midnight dancefloor. I know y'all are wondering and I also know y'all won't sleep til I sets ya straight: it. Was. Kick. Ass. K that's all.

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- Saturday, December 29, 2007 -

New toy!

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Christmas is badass. And here is for why. This my friends is a loop station. And what joy it bestows. Just don't tell the Saffa. He's at home to the green eyed monster you see.

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- Friday, December 28, 2007 -

By way of an explanation

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This is why I never have any "trouble" with the ladies. That and the constant (ish) blogging.

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- Friday, December 21, 2007 -

Milk and Cookies

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Not overly close. But lovely venue. Over

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- Thursday, December 20, 2007 -

Minding my own

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Just sat here trying to enjoy a dvd and the sun's all up in my grill. Shining through the front door into my faces.

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- Wednesday, December 12, 2007 -

Today's advent/simple things

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Hoo hoo hoo. It's funnay

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- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 -

Sky wee

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- Sunday, November 25, 2007 -

We done hit the town

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Twas fun. I looked the stoopid. I'm ok with it.

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- Saturday, November 24, 2007 -

Poke it

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The humanity. Check out my crown and all of it's majesty. Oh yeah.

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- Monday, November 19, 2007 -

Doodleativity

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Go on then. Analyse me oh mighty webface.

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- Sunday, November 18, 2007 -

Glass prison

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Glass prism?

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- Sunday, November 11, 2007 -

dammit

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Shark done bit me.

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- Monday, November 05, 2007 -

Category: best firework picture

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And the winner is... Tobiwan.co.uk for the second year running. "I'm so proud. Honestly I couldn't have done it without all of you." etc etc

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Group photo!

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It's a kodak moment

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- Saturday, November 03, 2007 -

torn

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- Friday, November 02, 2007 -

big-ass lips


That's a big fat lip on my face right now. Foop-ball in the face just so as you know.

No goals tonite. Got very damn close though. Very dam close indeed.

I don't have any insights or revelations for you. Sometimes a boy done gots to recharging his batteries.

What I will say is this: never stick a fork in a bald man's head.

O&O

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- Wednesday, October 31, 2007 -

the past goes unnoticed..


I have previously 'harped on' about the usefulness, or perhaps interest is more accurate, of blogging as a means of looking back on myself in years to come, but I was just thinking about how much I actually miss out.

Like my parents moving out of the house which they lived in for most of my teens and all of my early twenties. (See picture yo).

Or the fact that Anwar and Han are having a baby.

Or a mulitude (host?) of other minutiae and bigutiae that clutters up my life but somehow not my blog.

If anything that's kind of fun. Big stuff I would probably remember anyway, but would I necessarily remember an evening of procrastination (there's so many).

Anyway.

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- Tuesday, October 30, 2007 -

Sublime


David Ford's second album. The so-called 'difficult second album'. Was it going to build on the first? Was it going to move on whilst retaining the raw emotion of the first? Was it going to alienate the hardcore fans?

A number of the new songs have been played live for a while now. Couple this with the fact that Ford bootlegs are readily available and seemingly encouraged and you'll find a double-edged sword. The songs are familiar and loved, but will they be too familiar for the album to have an effect?

On first listen, Songs for the Road reveals a less sparse approach in comparison to I Sincerely Apologise.. The upbeat, almost perky Decimate, the out-and-out raucous jam of Requiem's outro, Nobody Tells Me What To Do's clap-happy pub-along (definitely one to be belted in the face of anyone enforcing last orders) and the gospelish groove of Train all tip the nod to a more grandiose arrangement than before.

However, take a closer look and the intimacy and simplicity of the earlier material is just as prevalent. In particular the closing track ..And So You Fell, sister song to If You Only from the first album, makes you almost feel he's there in the room.

In fact generally this album seems to be one thing in one light and then the light changes and you see different reflections that you didn't realise were there. For instance, a charge often leveled is that of being miserable. But look again and you'll find the hopeful survivor in I'm Alright Now, the defiant romanticism of Song for the Road or the "there for you" love in Decimate.

I think it's safe to say that Songs for the Road delivers and delivers well.. If you already love David Ford it's a great step on. If you've yet to hear of him, it's a great place to start.

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- Saturday, October 27, 2007 -

Driving in your car.

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After a slight kerfuffle over our (free) tickets all is good. We're on high. He's in the middle on the piano FYI

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- Thursday, October 25, 2007 -

PERSPECTIVE

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Oh gosh it's just like they said it would be in Design and Communications lessons.

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- Wednesday, October 24, 2007 -

Forgotted

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I saw these shop mannequins with unresolved anger issues on Monday. Check their fists man. Also, the word forgotted was in my phone's predictive text but not the word mannequins. But of course.

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- Thursday, October 18, 2007 -

some days all I do is watch the skies

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