While I'm at it

This site is a gem.

In particular this page

what happens in chain reaction stays in chain reaction..

Or at least identities do. Here's a selection of funny moments (that no doubt will no longer be funny in the retelling) that all went down last nite..

• Solid objects followed by what they're made of: FROGS! ......CELLS!


• plants followed by animals that eat them: Bamboo. KOALAS! ....... oh. pandas


• Breeds of bird: Tit, Shag, Cock.. (I had more but I forgot them)


• Diseases said with a cough in the middle: *cough*aids. No that doesn't work, you were coughing at the beginning. It would have to be ai*cough*ids...... her*cough*pes

there were more but it wouldn't be fair you know..

How's aboot two lame things?

One is one of them cat pictures that are lame but make me laugh a bit:

It's not that sad though because I'm pretty sure it will make at least my 'rents laugh.

Second lame-o thing is new song. I'm running out of things to post about so that will have to do. It's about a boy who lives on the moon and he's called Zack Plank. And did I mention that he lives on the moon yet?

Zack Plank

I wouldn't like to be in your shoes
Follow your feet into the emptiness
Desolate in the skies
You're on your own oh no.
Do the stars shine that much brighter for you?
It's a long way down
A long way down
If you choose to think about it

Hey
I just wanted to be far away
Don't take me down
Hey
Just like me to wind up lost again
Came in last again
Looking down
I can't see the end

It's the boy without an atmosphere
Faking fear and an attitude
Finding you've got space to spare
Star of the whole show oh no
With the real world that much smaller to you
Are you coming down?
Coming down.
Or is it easier to stay?

would you like to laugh?

Seriously, this made me laugh 'til I cried. That's important in this world.

no trade in here

I'm been busy..

Hello anyway. I don't have much to say today. But let's see what wikipedia has to say on the subject of Bushims shall we?

George Bush's uses of nonstandard grammatical constructions have some common characteristics:

• Adding agentive endings to words not usually accustomed to such treatment, such as "suiciders".


• Constructing neologisms such as "tacular" (a portmanteau of "tactical" and "nucular") and "misunderestimated" ("misunderstood" and "underestimated").


• Occasional use of spoonerisms such as "mexed missages" (mixed messages) and "terriers and bariffs" (barriers and tariffs).


• Use of words that sound similar to intended words but are wrong in the context (i.e., malapropism). "Nuclear power pants" instead of "Nuclear power plants."


• Folksy pluralization of, or addition of articles to, familiar terms ("Internets", "the Google").


• Redundant or odd sentence construction, such as "We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad."


• Change of subject mid-sentence, such as, "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."

That's all I got..

calm before the storm..

Hello there..

I don't have much to say to you. People are coming over I think and I need to do another round of washing up before that happens. I did see this in the Word magazine and it made me chuckle. The basic context is about the difference between the world of the TV series, West Wing, where the president is played by Martin Sheen, and the real world, where the president is played by George W. Bush. To the top right of the article there are two pictures very similar to these with the following captions:

"President Bartlet: well-read, civilised, passionate, quick-witted and capable of fielding the most difficult question."

"President Bush"

Hopefully I've actually conveyed the funniness of this, but if not, just pretend I have and laugh at your computer screen like I am the god of all that is uproarious and humorific.

Overandout