So.. yeah.. like.. right..

At this point it's sounding a little like a Matt Hat post.. But I always deliver, so that couldn't be possible..

Christams has been very cool. Is it possible to enumerate? Probably not, but let's have a go:

Drinks, Surprising Number Ones, Gigs, Wiis, Turkeys, Sleeps, Beefs, Pokers, Skadoos, FLCs, SGRs, Backpacks, Cutes..

I'm pretty sure that'll do for now. Some of those weren't plural, but you live and learn. Or you deal.. And for those of y'all wondering, Skadoo is a game. Although it would have been awesome for Christams to include Skidoos.

I feel I owe you some groundbreaking revelations, or at least some kind of pertinent Christams message, but all cards on the table: I got nothing..

If you ain't got 'em, then you hit rock bottom..

I will say that it's been less than a week since I realised that we're at the end of the decade. I don't know what this says about me.

Overand out