how to write a song..

- wait for wifey to go out

- pour yourself a glass of wine

- eat some toast

- stick on a dvd

- go and have a look at a webbernet

- sit at piano

- play a game on your phone

- pour some more wine

- have a wee

- look at another webbernet

- get lyric books out

- get the guitar out

- play 'the entertainer' on the guitar

- play someone else's ballad on the piano (badly)

- look at lyrics

- get some more toast

- webbernet

- stare

- blog

- wine

- toast

- new dvd

- sleep

I'm quite surprised at myself for sharing with you my most secret and secret methods. Before you know it you'll all be writing chart-toppers.

overandout

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Yip.

That was all in one hour too! Wow.

I do hope that the art of procrastination isn't the only thing that I have given you.

our methods are remarkably similar. substitute the wife for a dave, the wine for a coffee and the piano for a willy and we are the same!

yip

Dude,

I know I'm gonna regret saying this someday, but I'd really love to see you play a ballad on your willy.

I'm free tomorrow

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