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GENERIC WITTY COMMENT

These days it's ever so easy to tell when a one is cold enough to drink. Thanks to the tireless efforts and research by Carling we have this coldness indicator. But gather round oh grandchildren of mine and I will tell you of 'the olden days'. You see in 'the olden days' we had a more archaic way of testing the temperature of our ones. We used an ancient tool known as 'hand'. It was a simpler time.

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There was also this thing called 'fridge' which allowed for said chilling be guarenteed.

This is of course not withstanding when you would 'purchase' said drink from 'teller' at the 'offie' and trust they had put beverage into the magical ice cabinents of chillingness pre-purchase.

retards!

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