baronial

I got a few bits and pieces for you today. We're off to check out a church where Bub and Sass are getting marrid in less than a month fairly soon, so I will be brief. For now..

- Did you ever wonder what the difference between a citizen and a denizen is? Not much apparently. You never tend to hear people talk about citizens of the deep however.

- Do you ever get annoyed when you're installing something or using some weblication and they only give you the option for U.S. English? This is probably not a very fresh or original insight but what the carp is that aboot? Either there's some serious inferiority issues going on there or perhaps they're worried that there's gonna be some americans going "I don't get it, my language ain't on this list" if they just list it as ENGLISH.

I'm running out of time right now so I'll just leave you with all the quotes about god from my little archive of quotes. Dandy

• "God made me to run, and he made me fast, and when I run I feel his pleasure." - Eric Liddell, Chariots of Fire
• "I'm not one for dance classes, feeling if God had wanted us to wear leotards he would have painted us purple." - Victoria Wood
• "Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. my crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'" - Dr Cox
• "As God once said, and I think rightly..." - Margaret Thatcher.
• "For godness sake, will someone else please submit some quotes!!!!!!" - Mothership
• "You can tell it's a heatwave when......
  You come to believe that deodorant is God's own stick of petrochemical derivatives" - Lucy Mangan
• "Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening." - Seneca
• "I'm not a god. I've just been.. misquoted" - Lister
• "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?" - Holly
• "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
• "Love, having become a god, becomes a demon" - C.S Lewis
• "You go do that. And I'll go find God, quit drinking, get in touch with myself emotionally, and we'll meet right back here at half past impossible. Mm'kay?" - Cox