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Hello. I haven't spoken to you since most of today.

Just to tell you, I feel it's about time I nailed my colours to the mast regarding the whole evolution debate. It's a bit of a tricky subject and one that tends to be fraught with emotion and tension and usually quite a few other words that end in 'ion'.

I was thinking of doing a great big build up with all sorts of overwrought, archaic, obfuscating and generally rather annoying verbal wizardry but I will big fat be honest with you: I can't be arsed.

So. To tell you what I really think about evolution (using someone else's words, naturally):

"Truly, dinosaurs are the pinnacle of Animalia. Given enough time, every animal of every species will eventually evolve into a type of dinosaur... followed by a winged dinosaur. Evidence for these changes lie in the fact that most dinosaurs could destroy most of the animals that exist today - including prickly ones. This act of dinosaurs destroying prickly animals is referred to by the scientific community as 'Survival of the Fittest.'" (taken from Bad News Radio)

I couldn't have put it better myself.

Overandout

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That's cleared that up then

I rather thought so

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