did i mention that..

• I've never broken a bone


• I'm like a fish out of water with the opposite sex


• I'm a ruthless procrastinator


• I'm a hopeless romantic


• I say yes to too many things


• I'm a defiant optimist with a cynical streak


• my face is decidely wonky


• Anything I've said that's funny is probably consciously or unconsciously stolen


• I once fell on my head and I don't tihnk it's affceted me


• I dreamt a lot last nite but I don't remember what it was that I dreamt