Just kidding

I've been making up jokes. And not the kind that your kids tell you. You know like: Why did the man post a letter? Because he wanted to send it to his aunt.

No no. Mine are real jokes. But apparently they're terrible. I guess I can't be good at... um... anything? Anyhow. For posterity, here they are:

Why was the crustacean refused entrance to an upmarket restaurant?
Because she was scampi-ly clad.

also the answer to that joke could be: because her dress was too shrimp-y.

HAHA!

And the other one I made up was this one:

What is the zombie magician's magic word?
Abra-cadaver!

Seriously, I kill myself.